Derpy Derpy Dancer

Now Presenting: Beauty and the Beast as Played by the Avengers

Starring:

Pepper as the Enchantress
- “You seriously need to learn to get along with normal people.

Tony as Beast
- “What, do you want to stay in this dirty ass garage?”

Steve as Belle
- “(Hey Steve, where you off to?) The craft store. I just found this most wonderful drawing set, with a sketchbook and some charcoal!

Howard as ‘Papa’
- “I swear to god I’ll never get this stupid car off the ground.”

Nick as Gaston
- “That’s the one. The one I want to lead my team.

Coulson as Lefou
- “Gosh it disturbs me to see you like this sir, your eye-patch all in a frump.

Thor as Lumier
 - “Speak to her! Midgardian wooing doesn’t start without conversation!

Bruce as Cogsworth
- “Thor. Thor. If Tony sees this guy in here he’s going to be pissed. Are you even listening to me?

Natasha as Ms. Potts
 - “Clint, quit your bitching, get in the cupboard, and sleep. It’s time for bed.

Clint as Chip
- “Tash! Tash there’s an actual chick here!

Dummy as the Ottamen
- “-breaks shit-

And Last but certainly not least:

Loki as the Stove.
 - “As far as I’m concerned people should be ruled by what they eat.


Was gonna write a happy Fanfiction today, but it’s all raining and stuff outside.

If I try to write anything all it will come out as is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGST.

So no writing for me today C:

I will simply play on Neopets and try to get that mfing Secret Lab Map.

Devon’s Progress so far:

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All I need now is pretty much all the expensive ones. :D



whatpeoplebrew:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

  • First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
  • Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
  • Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
  • IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  • The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1STI’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
  • Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

[5/20 UPDATE] Dudes you guys are on a ROLL with this! I promised that if it hit 25k notes by the end of this weekend, I’d add another prize pack and, well, it happened. So now instead of three winners, FOUR people will win a prize. Same rules apply as before. The first place winner gets first choice of the prizes, then the second place winner, then so on. So what teas am I adding? CABIN PRESSURE!

The Lemon is in Play, Ottery Kisses, and Polar Bears are BRILLIANT!
And of course this prize pack will also come with a customized tea blend of the winners choice as well <33

Thanks so much everyone! You guys seriously are just the best, and odds are, I may end up adding another prize pack at 35K or something if it actually gets to that o_o

[5/21 UPDATE] DANG GUYS. ANOTHER ADDITION ALREADY!

Not another prize pack, per se, BUT, I am possibly doubling the number of final winners. Basically, when I draw names for the prizes, the people that the winners reblogged the contest from will ALSO win the prize that the person drawn chooses. If the winner reblogged from me or themselves, they’ll still only get one prize. And I’m not going to win a prize in my own contest so….

Anyway, I guess this is a good reason to encourage your followers to reblog the contest from your blogs or something 8D;

[5/24] YOU GUYS ARE INSANE. SO. This has reached 35k. And I said earlier that if I created a Tony Stark blend, I’d add it to the Avengers Prize Pack. Well, I made Tony Stark, so he’s adding. But then I also made Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, and Natasha Romanoff as well. So I’m also going to add THOSE to the Avengers prize pack as well.

And hell, since I’m somehow about to hit 15k followers too (what are you guys even thinking, honestly), here’s another new prize pack so the number of potential winners is increasing:

Both of the Good Omens Teas! Aziraphale and Crowley! <3

Uh…. if this hits 50k I’ll think of something good.

Finally the last day of this crazy give away. I’ll actually allow you to reblog this until midnight EST tonight. I plan on sitting at home tomorrow, marathoning Doctor Who while I count all of the notes, so expect a winner ….sometime this weekend.

And, by some miracle, this crazy thing soared past 50k notes, and as I said, I’m going to add another prize pack!

My Harry Potter teas just came this morning and they all smell AMAZING! So The final prize pack will be a set consisting of James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and Severus Snape! (As well as a customized blend requested by the winner).

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!


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reapersun:

So Fanime was absolutely bonkers. I’m totally blown away. Thank you to everyone who visited my table; it was especially spectacular meeting so many Sherlock fans and getting a chance to share my weird obsessions. You are all amazing <3

To celebrate the release of Wreck and finally crossing this big deadline that’s been looming over me, I wanna do a short giveaway! I haven’t done this before so please forgive me if I do something super wrong @w@;;

Please read all the details under the cut!

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That awful moment when you’re reading a really good fanfiction.

It gets to a really suspenseful moment.

And that’s the last chapter so far.


[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] Via Nerd, but Loving It

captaincitrine asked: Hey you! It's kittenjumper! I changed my name, like I promised. I was just wondering if you were taking specific picture prompts? It's Avengers technically, Steve, but something specific I've been looking for.

Hello! I saw that, but thank you for helping me make sure xD I was like ‘Who is this person on my wall… I like what they post and the way they talk is something I’ve heard before, but the name isn’t too familiar…’ And as for picture prompts I’m up for anything you’re willing to give me :D I’ll try to make it what you’d like to see C:


Heading to bed for the night, but I still really wanna draw. So would ya kindly leave me some prompts for drawings and doodles? It’d make me very happy to wake up in the morning and see that I have things to draw :D

Shows I watch (or rather that I’m most into right now) include and are not limited to:

  • Sherlock
  • Avengers (Movieverse is all I know however)
  • Supernatural (Up to season 5 xD;)
  • Scrubs
  • Psych

And pairings I ship are here:

  • Stony
  • John/Pretty-much-any-and-all-guys-from-the-show (Cause all of them are stunning and would look beautiful next to our short army doctor)
  • JD/Cox
  • Sabriel or Sastiel
  • Lassiter/Shawn

And there are many more that I just have not placed xD Also, it doesn’t even have to be fandom related. My friend gave me the words ‘Space, Cat, and Dragon’ before and I drew a kitty floating in space with all the gear on with a dragon tail. So any and everything, skys the limit! Although I do ask that there are no requests for porn. I get all blushy andaskdfnmsd can’t >///>



captain-fuckin-america:

Any good angsty Stony fics with a lot of Steve!Whump?

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